Everyone wants to be Lady Gaga

I didn’t know Princess Beatrice of York until I saw that uterus-looking “hat” of hers that she brandished atop her head in the Royal Wedding weeks ago. At first I was like, “Wait up, is that a doe-eyed Lady Gaga?” And then I was like, “If that’s Lady Gaga, why is she not wearing a raw sirloin steak?” Turned out that I was wrong on both counts. It was not Lady Gaga. But a royal fashionista with a lot of chutzpah. LOL.