I’ll Punch You in the Nose
Oh my gosh, mga friends. Like, didn’t you hear sa news na may upcoming movie raw si Manny Pacquiao?! Like, eew di ba? Tapos artista na rin siya ng GMA 7. Like, it’s so kadiri kaya.
– (Like okay) I was trying to channel in me the soul of a coño unintelligible teenager. And I chose not to continue on with the rest of the blog entry or else, I shall fall down from achieving proficiency in the English language/grammar and from proper speech.
Yep, rumors say that beloved [?] “People’s Champion” is out there, shooting for a Metro Manila Film Festival entry where he (sorry to say) is The Star. Aside from that, he’s now under a GMA 7 exclusive contract. This time, fairy tales can really happen. Don’t be surprised to see a mananaggal peeking at your window.
(I miss PinoyStupid’s rants on “Pac-monkey”. Come back, PS! Come back.)
Not to forget, MMFF has gained disrepute because of usual judgment-questioned controversies, revolting pseudo-essence/ pro-hypercommercialism and appalling mediocrity. Come on, if it weren’t for Christmas day, those producers, actors, movie-houses and all could have succumbed to retirement.
Is Manny’s acting compelling? Or at least convincing? I have observed that fluency in Tagalog fails him.
Is anyone eager to see this upcoming movie?
If you guys ought to give it a shot, I’ll teleport to Mars.